Hello, my duckies!!  How are you all on this glorious day/night/evening/morning/whatever it is at your house right now?  Good, that's great...  Unless it's not great, and then I'm sorry.  So, I'm updating to tell you all that I'm a copycat and copied Puchiko's idea for a 'Fuge journal.  I'm sorry Puchiko!!

The link is up where the bio and other links are, if you were wondering.  It doesn't have anything in it, and I'm not changing the layout and whatever because it won't be used that often, so It's on default.  There will be no entries until I get back from 'Fuge which is the last week in July, so I'll start updating around the first of August.  *le nod*

Asylum Employee:  Egads!!  I have returned from the realm of the dead, unscathed by the terrors of below!!  *punches air*

And he needs to get a life.  Also, he's almost a year old!  *throws confetti*  Yay!  And tomorrow I'm going to Lulu's place for her party and to spend the night because I'm special that way.  But not as special as Lulu, of course.  Also, I went to the mall today to spend my birthday money ((And without Lulu, I'm sorry!!  *bawls into random passerby's shoulder*)), and now I'm going to tell you what I got with my $120.

Hot Topic:

A grayish Batman tank-top: $19.00

A black My Chemical Romance- "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge" t-shirt: $17.99

Bloody Mary Rebel Red Eyeshadow: $6.99

Black w/ Red Crossbones Guitar Pick Earrings: $6.00

Yellow and Pink Checkered Circle Earrings: $5.00

"Hug a Stranger!" Pin: $1.50

Total: $61.00 even

Spencer:

Black and White Checkered Neck Tie: $5.99

Total: $6.47

Gap:

White Hippyish Flowey Dress Thing: $19.99

Total: $21. 59

Journeys:

Classic Black and White Slip-on Vans: $39.99

Women's Footie Socks: $8.95

Total: $52.86

Grand Total for Koto's Birtday Shopping Trip:

$141.92

Now, you might say, "Why, one-hundred and fourty-one dollars and ninty-two cents is more than Koto had to spend!"  Well, you're right.  My loverly Momma bought the Vans and socks for me, which makes it like this:

$141.92 - $52.86 = $89.06

So, I spent $89.06. 

$120.00 - $89.06 = $30.94

So, I have $31 left to spend.    I'ma buy me some CDs.  But I have to leave now, so I love you all!!  Muah, much love!  <345

Hey, hey!  It's meh birfday!!  *confetti falls from nowhere*    Well, I think it is.  I'm not sure if it's the 20th yet, 'cause it's pretty late.  *nodnod*  So, I gotsded  $100 dollars ((I'm a rich little child!!  *dies from shock*)) and a Sugar & The Raw CD((Lovely little local band.)) from meh Momma, $20 from my grandma ((o.O ), five cards, and an absolutely beautiful silver ring from my Aunt Kelli and Uncle Dan.  It makes me sad though, 'cause now I feel totally spoiled rotten.  I don't like that feeling.  I was actually suprised that Kelli and Dan remembered my birthday.  *shurg*  I still love the ring, it's gorgeous. 

So, now that I've gotten that out, I suppose I'll talk about Lulu's birfday ((By the way, I am fully aware I'm spelling birthday wrong.  I'm doing it on purpose.  *le nod*)).  It's on Tuesday!!  Now, I command everyone to go buy her nice, wonderful gifts that she will adore.  And if you don't know what she adores, give her money so she can go buy it. 

   Happy Birthday, Lulu!!  We love you lots and lots!!  <3333  Muah!

And in more current events, I cut the bottom of my foot open on a button in a pair of my jeans.  A button.  Frickin' jeans, always slicing me open and crap...  *stalks off muttering to herself*

Ralph:  *was never mentioned*  *sobs*

Okay, I haven't been posting here for quite some time, so I thought I would.  Yes, I did think.  *le gasp!*

Ralph:  *snorts*

So, I was reading Puchiko's journal, and I saw a post!  ((No duh.))  But it was how her CD came in and...  ((Dun, dun, duuun...))  About how Lulu and I ((Haha, good grammer.)) were going to go see Howl's Moving Castle without her!  Plus the mall, but that's a different topic.   But we aren't sure yet, so don't be mad at us, Puchiko!!  I haven't even asked my momma yet.    And you could come too, but spliting up might not be such a good idea, and Lulu and I ((+10 for good grammer)) are going to Hot Topic.  So, iunno.  ((-10 for nonexsistent words.))

And in other news today, Grape was squashed by a giant chicken.

Giant Chicken:  Bwagawk!!

No really, it's only six days 'til my birthday!!  ((And only eight days 'til Lulu's birthday!!  w00t!!))  *throws confetti*    And since Lulu is more special than me, 'cause she's the most specialest ((-20 for nonexistent words)) person in the world, she's gonna have a party, and I get to go!    But we're both gonna be the same age, except I'm two days older and like, a foot shorter, but my mom's been saying that I'm too old for parties since I turned eleven.  So I was sad.    But that's okay.  If I don't have a party Momma gives me more money.  *ish very addicted to mulah*  So all you people have to save money and buy both Lulu and I backstage passes to a Good Charlotte concert so Lulu can glomp Joel and Billy and so I can glomp Paul and Benji.  *le nod*  And I would glomp Chris too, but he's gone!!!!!!!  *bawls into pillow*  I know it's kinda old news now, but I'm still not over it.  I cried when I found out.  However will we live without our favorite carrot?  *sniff*

Also also, Centrifuge is coming up!!  Yay!!  *more confetti*  Which means, the Glowsticks are coming back!

Glowsticks:  *happy pulse glow*

And I can still, still see a little part of the Awesome Bruise of 'Fuge 2004!!  lyke, homigawsh!!1one-eleventy11!!1  *cough*  It's only 42 days until 'Fuge starts.  *nodnod*  And after that, my aunt, uncle, and two cousins from England are coming over to live with us for a week.  They're gonna fry.  Muahahahaha!  They're not used to the hummidity and heat.  I'm not even sure I spelled that right.  ((-30 for bad spelling.))    And then on Wednesday, August 4th I get to go get my schedlule and locker combo. for school!!  w00t!  I had a dream about the lunchladies at school the other day, they were making catfish for lunch, and it was really good. 

But now, I ran outta things to say.  ((That's a lie, my brother's just bugging me to get on to show off for his little friends.))

I love you all, and good night!  *bows*

I'm updating 'cause I haven't updated in ages.  So bleh.  Also, there's only two days left of school for me!!  *happy jig*  I remember the post where I was whining for school to begin, and now I want it to end.  How sad.

Ralph:  *snorts*

Also, I have a test on the last day of school, and a report due two days ago.  So, yeah.  I'ma gonna go play with Microsoft Sam now.  Toodles!!

Muah!  <33

Yeah, so I have to tell you now.  Okay, today, the whole school was in panic mode.  Before school even started, we had a gun threat.  So it spread around and over 600 students were checked out over the course of the day.  So, we had the radio stations, news stations, cops, state troopers, ambulances, medics, and all other who-hah crap all around the school.  The parents could barely get in to check their kids out.  The principal was interviewed for the radio and I think a news station, my choir teacher heard the radio interview, and then she (the principal), got on the intercom and verbally wore us out.  The cafeteria shutdown, so we all got cold turkey sandwiches.  Yay.  And the funny thing is, there was no gun.  Some folks just shot a girl's truck with a pellet gun and the whole school flipped.  It was so awesome.  There was also a rumor about a gang fight at 3:04 p.m. between a white group and a black group.  Folks were crying and I was sitting there laughing my head off.  It was hilarious!  So we renamed Good Friday to Gun Threat Day.  And excuse me if my spelling is off, I'm too excited.

Asylum Employee:  It was lurverly.  *le nod*

So, now that I've gotten the 'Gun Threat Day' thing out of my system, I can blab again.  Yay!    It's all happeh like now.  But I don't have anything to blab about, so bye.  *dissolves*

Dude, it was uber.  But it was a weird kind of uber.  All right, over half of my school is African American, I would say black, but it makes me feel bad, and all of them had to go to some meeting thing, it was all alittle weird, so there were no blacks.  ...And I could actually walk in the halls...    It was beautiful.  Not that I have anything against them, but it was alot quieter, which I liked, and I wasn't shoved every half-foot, and that was 'COOH'.  *cough* 

Ralph:  *lenod*  Snort growl hiss purr. 

Asylum Employee:  That translates to, "Yesh, I witnessed it."

Ralph:  *goes to sleep*

And I don't have anything to type anymore, so I'ma gonna go away now.  'Night.  *poufs*

I went to the mall today.  The one that Puchiko did not get to go to.  *points and laughs*  I went with Lulu/Subaru/Miss Whatever Her Current Name Is and one of her friends.  I would say her name, but I don't know if she wants me to, so I won't.  And I think my legs died somewhere along the way.    But I got this shirt by Dark Wonderland that says, 'It's my unbirthday party and you're not invited.', and some black and white stockings, and some hot pink suspenders.  Yay for me!  'Cause now I be pimpin' yo homie G.  *cough* 

Glowsticks:  *glowglow*

And tomorrow, I might get a haircut.

Readers:  *le gasp!*  A haircut you say?!?

Yes, a haircut.  But not for sure.  In seventh grade I told ze folks I wouldn't get a haircut 'til I was 45.  I'm a high shcool freshman now.  My hair goes down somewhere around my butt I think.  But no one cares.    Yay! 

Ralph:  *sleeping*

I wanna go to Centrifuge!!!!!  'Cause it's fun like that.    Yes, yes it is.  And I need to go get some new CDs.  For I am without new music.  *tear*  I'm gonna go get My Chemical Romance-- Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge, The Used-- In Love and Death, and some random Slipknot CD I think.  But I have no monies!!    Ha.  "No monies!"  Sorry, inside joke.  And I am without sugar today, for this post is starved of crappy humor.  How sad.  I think I'll go die now.  Bye.

I have something to say...

Asylum Employee:  On with it, woman!

*glances his way*  I can still see part of  the Awesome Bruise of 'Fuge 2004. 

Readers:  *le gasp!*

Uh, yesh.  Something like that.    *baby voice*  Mommy, I haff a tummy ache!  *tear*  Ah, I don't have anything to talk about...  ...  *paints nails hot pink*  Yay...  I'ma gonna go to a different website now.  Bye!

Ralph:  *flys away*

Random newspaper selling boy:  Extra, extra, read all about it!  Bravenet finally lets Koto post again!! 

Yay!!  I can post!  I haven't gotten to post since before school started!    'Tis shocking.

Ralph:  *blows smoke in happiness*  *goes to sleep*

Glowsticks:  *pulse*

Oh, we gots us a full-blown party now, y'all...    So, I don't know what posts I have up right now, 'cause I came right here when it loaded without an error, so I'm not quite sure what I'm gonna type right now.  *tear*

Asylum Employee:  Crazy mofigger.

Uh, you're not supposed to know that word yet.  I haven't shared it with the class.

Asylum Employee:  Oh.  Sowwey...  *slinks to small chair in dark corner*

Mofigger is a word one of my friends made up the other day, and we think it's supposed to be insulting, but we're not quite sure yet.  So we use it as an insult anyway.  *shrug*    I'm so glad it works now, I haven't updated in sooooooooooo long.  But it might be the new computer.  My old computer died, my its files rest in piece, and so we got a new one!  *pats monitor*  And ish fast.    *wind-blown hair*  But all my pics and favorites and data and notepads and my stuff is dead.  *sniff sniff tea rbawl*  Also, Alemi ran off with some bartender and never came back.  *cough hack choke flail twitch die twitch twitch*

Alemi:  I did no such thing...  *glare*

  Oh yeah..  Ph34r it.  It pwns j00.  *dissolves*

*poofs in, looks around*  *sighs*  As much as I want school to start, I'll miss being on the Internet all day.    And now that this is my last day of summer, I don't want school to start...    .....I'll miss it!!!  *sobs*  *totally breaks down* 

Ralph:  ...  *snuggles Koto's neck*

Man:  *holds up card reading, "Awwwwww...."*

Readers:  Awwwwww....

Alemi:  ...  *isn't good at comforting folks*

*sniff*    But at least I get to see meh friends!!  Maybe I'll see Hina-chan...  If you read this, Hina, do the 9th graders have Choir with the 10th graders?  Then mehbeh I'll have a class wit j00.  If not...  Oh well...  I'll see you somewhere.    And, still, I have no idea what lunch I have.   

Spoon Boy:  Only try to realize the truth.

Neo:  And what's that?

Spoon Boy:  There is no lunch.

Fire Boy:  Burn!!  BURN!!!  Hehheh...  Hehhehheh...

Neo: 

Uh, yeah.  Thank you for that. 

Disclaimer:  Koto does not own The Matrix or anything affliated with The Matrix.

Yeah, what he said.  Bleh.  I have nothing to say...  *wants to go to school, but doesn't, all at the same time*  *drinks from her water bottle*  Once again, bleh.    And now there's a bad taste in meh mouth.  *scribbles on some scrap paper*  So...  Bored...  Must...  Do...  Something...  *dies*  Well, got nothing else to say, so I'll be leaving now.  Ja!!  *waves*

Ralph:  *flys off with Koto on his back*

Alemi:  *rides off on her Giant Dread Spider, Haa'kon*

*randomly poofs in*  ...Hi... 

News Dude:  In other news, Sal's cookies are burning.

Sal:  Eep!!

Lol.  That's at legandaryfrog.com.  Pretty cool place.  But, yeah.  I don't have much to say, other than that school is in three days!  w00t! 

Ralph:  *snorts*

...Yeah...  There's not enough sugar in meh system today.    I need ze sugar.....  But alas, I am without it.

Alemi:  *sits in a deep, dark corner 'cause whatever Koto feels reflects back on her*  *continues existing*

Starship voice:  Energy levels are dropping rapidly, we're going down!!  Mayday!  Mayday!!!!

Yeah, it's kinda like that.    I feel so dead...  Maybe going to band practice today will give meh some energy.  I'll need it tonight.  I'm gonna spend the night at Subaru's place.  *bounces slightly*  Should be fun!!  If I can stay awake...  *loads up on Dr. Pepper*    And I still don't know what lunch period I have this year.    *ish hungry*  What if I don't get to eat lunch?!?

Alemi:  Then you'll be even more hungry.  *energy returning 'cause Koto's energy is returning*

  Well, duh.  But that's not what I meant and you know it. 

Alemi:  *shrugs indifferently*

Well, at least Alemi's normal again.

Alemi:  Glad you love me.

Hmm...  Bleh, I'm gonna go read D.N.Angel again.  Bye all!!  *waves*

Ralph:  *goes to sleep*

.....    .....    .....Bravenet deleted meh last post.....    .....    .....  And therefore I am angry.  *glares*  *grabs her bazooka and flamethrower*

Glowsticks:  *glow* 

Ralph:  .....  *snaps jaw*

Asylum Employee:  Since some of you have no idea what's going on now, I'll tell you.

You do that.

Asylum Employee:  In the last post, I was arrested by Koto for DWI, or driving while intoxicated.  Therefore, I am currently in the 'Cross-Bars Hotel'.  Also known as jail.  Ralph was introduced, and he is a dragon.  Behold:  .  But he is also the sterling silver charm Koto wears at all time on her necklace.  Very cool.

Indeed. 

Ralph:  *glances around*

Asylum Employee:  Kiba was also here, but not Hina-chan's Kiba.  The other one.  But he recently ran away.  This was Kiba: .  If you see Kiba in any other post on Bravenet, please report it to Koto.  *nod*

Yes.  And now I'm also going to introduce my RP character.  Her name is Alemi Elyas.  You call her Alemi.

Alemi:  *gets poofed over from Everbane*  ...Uh, where am I exactly...?

No one knows for sure.

Alemi:  Fool.  At least I know you.  *crosses arms*

  Yup!  Also, Alemi is a vampyre and she likes to be sarcastic.  Deal.

Alemi:  Sarcastic?  Whatever do you mean?  *flutters eyelashes*

*blink*  And that was just strange...  So, now I will show you a FROGGY!!!!!!    *huggles teh froggy*  Froggy is here: .  But I like the other froggys better.  Subaru should know what I mean.  *nodnod* 

Froggy:  *eats a cockroach*

  Oh dear...  That's hardly healthy...

Alemi:  Heath is merely the slowest possible way one can die, Koto.  Feh.  *turns head*

  Whatever.  Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over long periods of time.  Everyone knows that.

Alemi:  You're acting like a child.

*sticks tounge out*

Alemi:    .....  Bravenet has strange smilies.  Much different then Everbane's.

Yesh.  But now, we depart.  Ja!!

It's okay, Hina!! I'm not mad at you!!

See? 

*runs back in her journal randomly while hiding glowsticks under her shirt and panting*  I have escaped from the insane asylum and returned to my journal!!   

Asylum Employee:  Number 5,000,857 has escaped!!  I repeat: Number 5,000,857 has escaped!!

Uh...  Go away!!

Asylum Employee:  *randomly poofs away 'cause Koto told him to and this is her journal, not his, so he had no other choise*

Phew.  *pulls out glowsticks and puts them everywhere*

Glowsticks:  *happily glow*

  Okay.  The insane asylum I was talking about is the camp I went to, which I must say, was totally AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!  Except that the matresses were about three inches thick and were made out of blue plastic.  Bleh.    But, I got a wicked awesome bruise while I was there.  It's about seven inches long and five inches tall.  I tried to take a picture of it but it didn't come out.  Phooie.  I wanted to remember it forever...  Well, yeah.  Also, I bought about seven things of glowsticks, each package having around four glowsticks each.  I went glowstick crazy while I was at '80's Night and duing Night Life, which was every night.  Tee hee.    I also brought Rags 'N Stitches (she's my two headed, five legged cat plushie), so I got some attention.  I might get an exclamation mark shaped scar as well, because I got an exclamation shaped cut while I was there.  I'm just injury kinda person I guess.  I have like, ninty bruises.    I hope I get at least one scar, I love getting scars.  *nodnod*  I like having battle wounds.  Lol.  I've showed off the Awesome Bruise of 'Fuge 2004 to everyone I know.  But it's way up near my thigh, so it's kinda strange to do so.  oO;;  But, all is well.  I also bought my school suppies today!!  W00T!!  I wanna go to school so badly.  I'm gonna die if I don't go soon.    But, I suppose I've waited all summer, I can wait about twenty more days.  Meh.    But I'll stop wasting your time now, see y'all on the flip side!!

'Ello!!  Just stopping by before I leave until Aug. 1st.  I know camp starts on Monday, but on Saturday I'm going to meh dad's house until Sunday evening, and I won't get on the comp that day maybe.  Who knows, I might get on in a stroke of luck.

Luck:  *has a stroke*  xX  *flatline*  ----------

Uh...  Oops?  Hehheh...  oO;;  So, uh, yeah!!  *glances around*  *puts Luck's body in a black Hefty garbage bag and throws it into the ocean*  *dusts hands off*  Well, that takes care of that.  You saw nothing.  *grabs dagger*

So, anyway, as I was saying.  Sunday I may or may not get on the comp, so I'm saying good-bye now just as a precaution.  *shrugs*  When we get to Tenn. I'm goin' into Wal-Mart and buying some glowsticks for the concert.  *puts hand over mouth*  Shh...  No telling...  *shifty eyes*  The government is everywhere.  And they're gonna steal meh purdy glowsticks...  *hides glowsticks under shirt*

Glowsticks:  *glow*

Crap!!  They can still see 'em!!

Government Agent#1:  Miss, step away from the glowsticks.  I repeat, step away from the glowsticks.

Nu!!!!!!!!!!!  You'll never take meh alive!!!!!!!!

Glowsticks:  *continue glowing*

Government Agent#2:  Okay, take 'er down men.

Government Agent#1:  *tackles Koto*  *steals teh glowsticks*

Glowsticks:  *glowglowglow*

Asylum Employees:  *drags Koto away*

Nuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Run save yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  You can make it!!!!!!!!!!!

Glowsticks:  *glowing in protest*

What do you mean you can't run?!?!?  Just 'cause you don't have legs doesn't mean you can't run!!!!!!!  *gets thrown into a stark white van and is driven away*

Glowsticks:  *slowly pulses, then the light vanishes*  *flatlines*  -------------

Government Agent#1:  No!!  We lost it!!!  *falls to his knees*

Government Agent#2:  Oh dear, Mr. President isn't going to like this...  Mr. President isn't going to like this at all...

'Ello, my loyal (and maybe not so loyal) followers!!  ^_^  How are you?  Alrighty, then!  To all who have signed my guestbook, I lurve ya!  *huggles*  But, bleh.  I don't have much to say, other than camp is in four days, but you already saw that.    ......  It's so boring today, there's nothing to do at the house, and my brother took over the T.V. so my music listening was cut short by the annoying little pest.  *glare*  But I have my CD player, so all is almost well.  *finishes her Dr. Pepper*  I wanna go swimmin' kinda-sorta.  But who wants to know that, huh?  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  You know it's kinda fun to type that?  ...  ...  ...  ...  ...  But anyway, our house smells funny today and I have a backache.    I think that's one of the things on my 'Dislike' list.  *would stabs her backache, but refrains*  Blah.  Blah blah blah, blah.  Blah!!  BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!  How dare you say that to me!!  Lol.  Well, not much other than that to say, so, see ya later.

Hugs and kisses,

~Koto

I feel like singing...  *puts radio on*  *sings*  "If I saw you dancin', I would spin you around.  Spin you around!  Spin you around!  Spin you around!  Turn your world, upside down..."    Hehheh.  I love this song and I forgot who plays it!!  I think it's Puddle of Mudd, so that's what I put down there.  oO  *hides*  Please don't sue me, I'm so very poor....    But, the good news is that I should have enought money to buy the big huge headphones I wanted for my CD player!!  ^___^  *twirls*  Now I won't have to listen to all the noise around meh 'cause they're supposed to block out sound.  'Cept for the music, of course.    What kind of headphones block out music?!  That would be kinda fruitless. 

Random Dude:  Oh, it would?  'Cause I just put some of those out on the market...  -_-;

  Really, now?  Bleh.  Also, today I sliced my leg open while I was shaving.  I wasn't paying attention!!    And it hurt...   Anyway.  I want school to start!!!!!!!!  *bite school system*    Once I get back from camp, I'm gonna put the number of days 'til school on the countdown thing.  Ooo...  Breaking Benjamin just came on!!  "So Cold".  *nods*  I love this song...  *stares into space*  Anyway!!  I don't have much more to say, so if I do I'll come back and say it later.  Bleh.

                  Love ya!!

                        ~Koto