>>Hello, darlings! I'm Koto, your maybe-not-so-personal guild to Contents Under Pressure. Now, seeing as I was never good at figuring out what to write for greeting things like this, I'm going to end it quickly. Maybe while your here you could take your medication, or sign the guestbook or something like that? 'Cause it would automatically make you super-cool. All that and a bag of chips. And one day, that is totally going to be back in style.<<
<<Love you much!!>>
>>Koto<<
-- Dizzy*poofs in, looks around* *sighs* As much as I want school to start, I'll miss being on the Internet all day.
And now that this is my last day of summer, I don't want school to start...
.....I'll miss it!!! *sobs* *totally breaks down*
Ralph: ... *snuggles Koto's neck*
Man: *holds up card reading, "Awwwwww...."*
Readers: Awwwwww....
Alemi: ... *isn't good at comforting folks*
*sniff*
But at least I get to see meh friends!! Maybe I'll see Hina-chan... If you read this, Hina, do the 9th graders have Choir with the 10th graders? Then mehbeh I'll have a class wit j00. If not... Oh well... I'll see you somewhere.
And, still, I have no idea what lunch I have.
Spoon Boy: Only try to realize the truth.
Neo: And what's that?
Spoon Boy: There is no lunch.
Fire Boy: Burn!! BURN!!! Hehheh... Hehhehheh...
Neo: 
Uh, yeah. Thank you for that.
Disclaimer: Koto does not own The Matrix or anything affliated with The Matrix.
Yeah, what he said. Bleh. I have nothing to say... *wants to go to school, but doesn't, all at the same time* *drinks from her water bottle* Once again, bleh.
And now there's a bad taste in meh mouth. *scribbles on some scrap paper* So... Bored... Must... Do... Something... *dies* Well, got nothing else to say, so I'll be leaving now. Ja!! *waves*
Ralph: *flys off with Koto on his back*
Alemi: *rides off on her Giant Dread Spider, Haa'kon*