>>Hello, darlings! I'm Koto, your maybe-not-so-personal guild to Contents Under Pressure. Now, seeing as I was never good at figuring out what to write for greeting things like this, I'm going to end it quickly. Maybe while your here you could take your medication, or sign the guestbook or something like that? 'Cause it would automatically make you super-cool. All that and a bag of chips. And one day, that is totally going to be back in style.<<
<<Love you much!!>>
>>Koto<<
-- Excited!!'Ello!! Just stopping by before I leave until Aug. 1st. I know camp starts on Monday, but on Saturday I'm going to meh dad's house until Sunday evening, and I won't get on the comp that day maybe. Who knows, I might get on in a stroke of luck.
Luck: *has a stroke* xX *flatline* ----------
Uh... Oops? Hehheh... oO;; So, uh, yeah!! *glances around* *puts Luck's body in a black Hefty garbage bag and throws it into the ocean* *dusts hands off* Well, that takes care of that. You saw nothing. *grabs dagger*
So, anyway, as I was saying. Sunday I may or may not get on the comp, so I'm saying good-bye now just as a precaution. *shrugs* When we get to Tenn. I'm goin' into Wal-Mart and buying some glowsticks for the concert. *puts hand over mouth* Shh... No telling... *shifty eyes* The government is everywhere. And they're gonna steal meh purdy glowsticks... *hides glowsticks under shirt*
Glowsticks: *glow*
Crap!! They can still see 'em!!
Government Agent#1: Miss, step away from the glowsticks. I repeat, step away from the glowsticks.
Nu!!!!!!!!!!! You'll never take meh alive!!!!!!!!
Glowsticks: *continue glowing*
Government Agent#2: Okay, take 'er down men.
Government Agent#1: *tackles Koto* *steals teh glowsticks*
Glowsticks: *glowglowglow*
Asylum Employees: *drags Koto away*
Nuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!! Run save yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can make it!!!!!!!!!!!
Glowsticks: *glowing in protest*
What do you mean you can't run?!?!? Just 'cause you don't have legs doesn't mean you can't run!!!!!!! *gets thrown into a stark white van and is driven away*
Glowsticks: *slowly pulses, then the light vanishes* *flatlines* -------------
Government Agent#1: No!! We lost it!!! *falls to his knees*
Government Agent#2: Oh dear, Mr. President isn't going to like this... Mr. President isn't going to like this at all...
O_O Gawd Koto! Can't you do something right?! You're SUPPOSED to hide the glowsticks FIRST and THEN make them glow AFTER you escape!! Then the Government guys... *looks around shifty-eyed* ...*whisper* ...can't get you for taking glowsticks because they wont know! -.- Sheesh.
I obey very well, that I do! *nod, nod, nod*