>>Hello, darlings! I'm Koto, your maybe-not-so-personal guild to Contents Under Pressure. Now, seeing as I was never good at figuring out what to write for greeting things like this, I'm going to end it quickly. Maybe while your here you could take your medication, or sign the guestbook or something like that? 'Cause it would automatically make you super-cool. All that and a bag of chips. And one day, that is totally going to be back in style.<<
<<Love you much!!>>
>>Koto<<
-- I'm fifteen today!Hey, hey! It's meh birfday!! *confetti falls from nowhere*
Well, I think it is. I'm not sure if it's the 20th yet, 'cause it's pretty late. *nodnod* So, I gotsded $100 dollars ((I'm a rich little child!! *dies from shock*)) and a Sugar & The Raw CD((Lovely little local band.)) from meh Momma, $20 from my grandma ((o.O
), five cards, and an absolutely beautiful silver ring from my Aunt Kelli and Uncle Dan. It makes me sad though, 'cause now I feel totally spoiled rotten. I don't like that feeling. I was actually suprised that Kelli and Dan remembered my birthday. *shurg* I still love the ring, it's gorgeous. 
So, now that I've gotten that out, I suppose I'll talk about Lulu's birfday ((By the way, I am fully aware I'm spelling birthday wrong. I'm doing it on purpose. *le nod*)). It's on Tuesday!! Now, I command everyone to go buy her nice, wonderful gifts that she will adore. And if you don't know what she adores, give her money so she can go buy it.
Happy Birthday, Lulu!! We love you lots and lots!! <3333 Muah!
And in more current events, I cut the bottom of my foot open on a button in a pair of my jeans. A button. Frickin' jeans, always slicing me open and crap... *stalks off muttering to herself*
Ralph: *was never mentioned* *sobs*